It started innocently enough...the day my world practically collapsed. I had placed an order for one of my favorite thongs EVER, the pink Joe Snyder bulge tanga. There I was, minding my own business, when my friend Ryan at Cockpitundies delivered the bad news to me...Joe Snyder discontinued pink! Cue the panic!
I began to feel a sadness and dispair. I had sold the one that I had to a follower and was simply trying to replace it. Then BAM! my world was turned upside down when I found out that my replacement wouldn't happen and I was basically going to have to live my life without my most favorite thong! The sadness was real.
Yes, I know, I am talking about underwear. This should not elicit the sort of reaction I was feeling, right? I had that same thought pop into my head. I wasn't being rational about this at all. It's only underwear, right? Maybe not.
You see there was something special about this thong. It's a thong that made me feel especially sexy and confident. For some, a pink thong is a "feminine" thing for a man to wear...which is why I love it so much. I love to wear the unexpected and find confidence in that. I love wearing whatever I want and letting it do the talking for me...a big "fuck you" to those who want men to conform to "the norm". For me, it was more than just another thong...it symbolized many things to me. Thus the strong and sad response.
Thankfully, this story has a happy ending. The wonderful guy who had purchased my thong was willing to give it back to me. That was not necessary though as I was able to find one final pink Joe Snyder bulge tanga online thanks to International Jock. The universe had me covered and now I can cover myself (well parts of me) with the thong.
So I am crazy? Have you ever had a connection with a pair of underwear? Ever had a favorite brand or style that was discontinued? I know it may seem crazy to some, but sometimes tangible items are also a symbol of other things. I'm still sad that pink has been discontinued by Joe Snyder , but I am happy that I was able to get my hands on one final pink bulge tanga. It will be cherished in my collection for many years to come!